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The script for the New Year 2014
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Characters:Storyteller;Grandfather;Baba;The Snow Maiden;Foreign prince;New Russian Vanya;Maria, Director of model agency "Red Sharz";Bandito-gangsterito - 2 people.;Santa Claus - Psychotherapist;Teachers - The head teacher, mathematician, writer, historian, Englishwoman, a music teacher.Scene 1.Storyteller: Hello, dear viewers! Tale does not want to hear it? Once upon a Santa yes Baba: You think I'm going to say: "They were poor-prebednye"? Nothing of the sort! It's a fairy tale about the new Russian grandfather and woman. What did they were not! And Plate "Indesit" and TV "Sony" and refrigerator "Ariston", and a washing machine "Bosch": Not only had they had no one to help them with the housework.Apartment Santa and Baba. Grandfather watches TV, Baba turns the mirror.Baba: Santa, you turn off the news, the forces have no! That Swan Princess pecked to death, the Prince Ivan killed frog! Solid chernukha!Grandfather: Shut up, old woman! The course dime I have to know or not? You would be better in the apartment cleaned the mud spread her! Why do you washing vacuum cleaner has presented?Baba: You would have thought the dishwasher, which you wash the carpet stuck! And then, once I get out, I'm late for shaping! And he could work!Grandfather: I can not either, I have a business meeting at a bowling alley. Clushaem, and maybe we could start a housekeeper?Baba: Yeah! Where is a good housekeeper find? The youth of today so unreliable, not to clean, and clean out! And there will probably be like a horse: One expense.Grandfather: But come on, grandmother, housekeeper has fashioned himself out of the snow! Let us live - it does not freeze, do not eat, do not get tired, and at night it can be put onto the balcony to seat in the house is not occupied!Baba: In the spring we do with it will be? In the freezer to keep, or what?Grandfather: Why do we need a housekeeper in the spring? We're going to wave to the Canary Islands!Baba: Well, okay, talked, went to sculpt.Storyteller: And they went to mold himself a housekeeper. Somehow fashioned, slapped, stomped her, slammed on top. Come on, let's see what they have.Scene 2.My grandfather, Baba and the Snow Maiden. Beauty, Snow Maiden cleans the apartment: mop washes dishes, cleans the clothes on Baba cloth for dishes.Baba (groans) Oh, my God! Grandpa, what did you do? What did you put in for brains?Grandfather: Yes, I'm from the TV took some Circuits: I like better:Snow Maiden (happily): The best gift for the best girl in the world!Baba: I wanted the best, but it turned out as always! She did not know how, it all falls out of the hands!Snow Maiden: When the job is not going well and the mood on zero - Brooke Bond tea!Grandfather: I got it! I put her ad unit!Snow Maiden: E-mine, Che have you done that?Baba: I knew it! Dubin stoerosovaya you, dolt king of heaven!Grandfather: Come on, you shut up!Snow Maiden: Take a break - eat a "Twix"!Baba (Snow Maiden): Go-ka you better garbage imposed. At least some benefit from you will.Snow Maiden (out): Not all yogurts are created equal:Baba: Now what it supposed to do? She will ruin us all the equipment! Here's a present of something - Maiden-Fool!Maiden returns to her Mary - Director modeling agency "Red Sharz."Mary: Hello, this girl you live?Grandpa (suspiciously): And what about you are interested in a registration? She's all right - a private balcony with all the amenities!Snow Maiden: from $ 400 per square meter!Mary: No, that's you! I - Maria, director of model agency "Red Sharz" beauty contests we organize.Baba: That's just your face is familiar to me! Tell me, and it was not you were just a Mary?Maria: I, and I'm still old ladies "Panadol" selling and aspirin Upsa.Snow Maiden: Aspirin Upsa - live without pain!Maria: And now I want your Snow White to the contest invite. The main prize - a trip around the world.Snow Maiden: The five continents are waiting for you! Send three membranes from the "Nescafe":Baba Santa (together): We agree! Take it as soon as possible!Scene 3.Beauty pageant contestants represent all the girls, walk, smile, waving his hands.Storyteller: Our Maiden though Fool, but that beauty. A beauty contest brains only interfere. Here's our Maiden took the 1st place.At the center of the stage out Mary and the Snow MaidenMaria: And here is our winner - Maiden!The Snow Maiden: L `Oreal - because I deserve it!Mary: What do you feel now?The Snow Maiden: A sense of freshness does not leave me all day!At the scene runs foreign prince, drawn to the Snow Maiden?Prince: Oh, I have a foreign prince, and you have a super-Rushen-Girl! "The genius of pure beauty!"Snow Maiden: Clean - clean "Tide"!Prince: You go with me to my country and be my guest of honor. I have to feed, water, give gifts, dressing in fur:Snow Doll: This season, fur is fashionable to buy at the store "The Snow Queen".Prince: What is she saying?Mary: Do not worry, she took the "Panadol" and head vanished! Come, let us discuss with you the details.All go.Scene 4.Storyteller: She left with Prince Overseas Snow Maiden and Santa and Baba are waiting to hear from her. And waited:Grandpa (talking on a cell phone): Vanya, all hope on you! Our Fool went on a tour to the Prince oversea, but evidently because he was tired with his advertising, he hired some lads to kidnap her. And without money, but with the condition had never been repaid. Go, Vanya, find it, bring home a bad egg.Scene 5.Two bandits gangsterito sing a song, "We bandito-gangsterito." Vanya comes with a sword on a stick, depicting a horse with the number 600 and the words "Mercedes-Benz".Bandito 1: Who are you? Where did?2 Bandito: And where did you get such a cool car?Ivan: I am a new Russian Vanya, and our car, a pirated copy. Bandito - is that you?Bandito (together): We are only now we are not bandits and Russian mafia. Che need?Vanya (threatening): So you stole Snow Maiden?Bandito (happily): So are you for it? Finally! Save us from it! Plaguing any of it is not! Tortured at all! Humanly speaking does not know how!Thunder is heard, there is a Snow Maiden.Snow Maiden (bandits): Today - Noodles "Gallina Blanca."1 bandito (crying): You see, feed concentrates, and even hand wash makes!Snow Maiden: Seyvgard and you - on the protection of the family!2 bandito (Van): Do you want us you pay a ransom, just take her away from us!Vanya (proudly): I do not need a ransom, I better give the money to our Russian teachers! And from the Snow Maiden I'll spare you.Bandito joyfully thank Vanya, handed him a bag with the ransom, Vanya go with the Snow Maiden.Scene 6.Vanya: Santa, what do you do? Such a cool girl this Maiden, but the full Fool. To me it would be a shame to hang out with the guys - like the mouth open, so if the TV has earned. Why do I need a walking TV?Grandfather: You need to send her to school. There her wits teach.Vanya: Exactly. And at the same time the school will render sponsorship - I bandito for such redemption gave Snow Maiden!Grandfather: I've got an eye on one school - the head teacher there is very sincere. And such a good name (the name the head teacher). Tomorrow I'll go to negotiate.Scene 7.Storyteller: six months Maiden went to school. Teachers, she found talented, smart, but they could not cope with the Snow Maiden. They gathered at a teachers' meeting, to decide what to do?The meeting teachers' meeting. All the teachers involved.NM: Dear colleagues, today we only have one question for discussion: what do we do with the new student granddaughter. (Name of the mathematics teacher), you have the floor.WM: Well, what can I say? The girl is very good, good, true, a little strange. Explicit aptitude for mathematics. Constantly consider how well the "Myth-wagon" saves capital, on how many hours people Villoribo longer wash dishes than people Villobardzho how to save six bars of soap "Seyvgard" and what per cent cheaper steel chips "Lace". (Name the teacher of Russian language and literature), and the Russian language in her the same success?WL: Do you know this girl - just talent. She was always reading poetry. It is true that poetry is quite unusual, such as "Dumplings samolepnye quite magnificent." Or, "If you need obvu to" Dynamo "has it." And most of all I like this one: "Gillette - the best a man there." Since literature is doing worse, I asked her to name at least one Russian hero, and she replied: "Wagon Wills - and you're a winner." Something I do not remember such a hero. Maybe I did not read the epic?UI: It's nothing, you got nothing to do with it. I also once asked her what democracy is. So she began to agitate me, "All the polls! Vote, or you will lose!" And about Suvorov said that it is up to the first star did not eat anything because his sponsor bank "Imperial" observed the post.Teacher SURVEY: But the English language in her stunning success. The girl goes, we have only six months, but already knows words like "WOW!" and "YES!" And so "Stimorol Pro-Zet" she says, like a true Englishwoman. It sounds just like the music! You agree to (name of a music teacher)?Music Teacher: Yes, hearing her music. It is, unfortunately, does not know any songs on poems by Pushkin, nor "Sleep, my Svetlana" or "Groundhog Day", but it's constantly singing this song (sings the melody-saver for advertising of coffee "Nescafe"). And here's this song:"My school, I'm your desk,my pen, I'm your cardmy notebook, I'm your pen,my mistake, I squiggle,my pointer, I'm your lessonBREAK mine, I call,You stalk, and I pestlewe are forever with you together,my school. "The director of studies: So, everything is clear. We need to save the girl. I propose to take her to our school psychologist, psychotherapist. All agree?All the teachers unanimously agree.Scene 8.Santa Claus (DM), also known as psychotherapist, dressed in a white doctor's coat, examine the Snow Maiden. Vanya, Father, Baba and all the teachers are waiting for the results.DM: What's the problem?Snow Maiden: MMM - no problem!Ivan: You see, in her mind one ad! We have to somehow clean her brains.Snow Maiden: Only the "Comet"! He kills the germs!The director of studies (Santa Claus): Help, please!Snow Maiden: Please, pay the taxes!DM: Yes, a bad case. (To the Snow Maiden) Do you know who I am?Snow Maiden: Doctor of Dental?DM (applies to all teachers, Van and Santa with Baba) will have to apply the method of deep freezing. Bring my work clothes!Vanya brings DM sheepskin Santa Claus hat and white beard. Dressed as Santa Claus turns to the Snow Maiden, puts her on a chair and her mesmerizing, making the mysterious movements of his hands.DM: To the "three" you fall asleep and wake up only when I tell you! One, two, three!Maiden falls asleep, all are around her, shielding from the audience. DM is a surgical operation, throws aside some detail. All to the sides, revealing the sleeping Snow White.DM: Well, that's all.Baba: Really work?Grandfather: Now see!DM: One, two, three!Maiden opens his eyes and looks around, gets up.The Snow Maiden: What is it to me? I was sick?All teachers (excitedly): It worked! No, you need to check out! (Snow Maiden) What is Ariel? Blendamed? Dirol? Comet? Silit?Maiden looking at them as crazy, then turns to the DM.The Snow Maiden: And what language they speak?All (loud chorus) Hooray, it came! Finally! It's great! It's just magic!DM (applies to all): Yes, it's pure magic! Now our Fool-Maiden, brainwashed and TV advertising, has become a real Russian dream - a smart, beautiful, kind. But it could be the same again, if you do not change and do not remember what you were before. You, Baba, not only shaping fond of, but also delicious baked cakes, and thou, Father, not a bowling ball chasing, and plowed the land but with the Bear clubfoot fought. And Vanya is not on "Mercy" was traveling and nMCs-Burk pacified. Do not forget their stories, and then my miracles are needed.Baba: I will go, scrapes bottom of the barrel, in the barns litter and blinded you ever Bun, I suppose.Grandfather: And I will sow in the spring Repka. Repka grow big, big, maybe Granddaughter coming out of college, work, and the Beetle his private detective agency cast:Vanya (DM): So, you do not psychotherapist? And who are you?The Snow Maiden: It's Santa Claus!DM: That's right, the Snow Maiden! But soon the New Year! And let's all we congratulate our viewers:All (together): HAPPY NEW YEAR! With new happiness!Sing the final song.
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